happy holidays

Comedy genius, or batshit insane?

P(osed) E(loquently)

 

someone give andy samberg an award for rhyming ’sawer’ with ‘horror’

truth

How tragic the weight of the ground we’ve lost.

 

NOTA BENE:  The sole opposition to the advancement of equal rights in our country is and always has been driven by the ignorance bred of the disease we call “religion.” This threat is a mind virus highly resistant to rational thought and reason, yet we choose to pamper it with tax-exemption, charity and extraordinary cirumstances. Blurg. I am suddenly reminded of Christopher Hitchens’ rhetorical challenge posed to those of faith:

“Name one moral act or moral statement that could not be made by a non-believer.”

and conversely,

“Name any immoral act that could only be made by a religious believer.”

only a man

 

http://www.commandervideo.com/

run away!!!!

Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between ‘One Man And One Wolfman’

SACRAMENTO, CA—Activists on both sides of the gay marriage debate were shocked this November, when a typographical error in California’s Proposition 8 changed the state constitution to restrict marriage to a union between “one man and one wolfman,” instantly nullifying every marriage except those comprised of an adult male and his lycanthrope partner. “The people of California made their voices heard today, and reaffirmed our age-old belief that the only union sanctioned in God’s eyes is the union between a man and another man possessed by an ungodly lupine curse,” state Sen. Tim McClintock said at a hastily organized rally celebrating passage of the new law. But opponents, including Bakersfield resident Patricia Millard—who is now legally banned from marrying her boyfriend, a human, non-wolfman male—claim it infringes on their civil liberties. “I love James just as much as a wolfman loves his husband,” Millard said. “We deserve the same rights as any horrifying mythical abomination.” On the heels of the historic typo, voters in Utah passed a similar referendum a week later, defining marriage as between one man and 23 wolfmen.

- via The Onion

Either Someone 14th Caller Or Everything On Fire At Spanish Radio Station

SAN JOSE, CA—According to sources, either a listener of local Spanish-language radio program Mañana Gigante con Luis y Moon Dog has just won some sort of promotional contest by being the 14th caller or the entire radio station is currently engulfed in flames. Protracted screams of “aye, aye, aye, muy caliente!” and “en fuego!” could be heard on the broadcast of either the celebratory exultation or out-of-control blaze, and were accompanied by the sounds of loud sirens, breaking glass, and dogs barking. As of press time, no emergency vehicles have been dispatched to the scene, and several witnesses have reportedly turned the dial to classic rock station 101.9 the Eagle just in time to catch the solo of either “War Pigs” or “Iron Man.”

- via The Onion

prop 8 – the musical

yeah.

garfield minus garfield

hicks

i’m perpetually drawn back to these two specific routines

moved to wordpress proper

the install on my server had a few well known security holes left open. i opted to move to the auto-updated wordpress hosting solution.

coachella ‘08

so I went to my first Coachella this year… all i can say is that i’ll be back for more.

Coachella ‘08 craziness on flickr

cat!

this is confusing on so many levels… I lol’d.

un vs. rhy part three

[14:48] rhy: DUDE FUNNY ASS STORY
[14:48] rhy: There is this programming thing in java called JUNITs
[14:48] rhy: used to test shit
[14:49] rhy: well I was going J J J J JUNIT
[14:49] rhy: really loud
[14:49] rhy: and going chea chea
[14:49] rhy: some guy in a GUNIT tshirt was like yeahh boy

[16:49] rhy: why the hell do programming books have dinasours on them?
[16:49] rhy: its so annoying
[16:49] un: lol
[16:49] un: they have all sorts of weird shit on them
[16:49] rhy: i just noticed this
[16:50] rhy: you know people put shit on there just to fuck with us
[16:50] un: heh
[16:50] rhy: and they put dinasours on other books to appeal to nerds
[16:50] un: they know about jesusaurus
[16:50] rhy: Put a badass raptor on the cover, so people know its serious buisness
[16:50] un: Raptors. Serious Business.
[16:50] un: someone should name a book that
[16:51] un: and have it have nothing to do with raptors
[16:51] rhy: lol
[16:51] rhy: it be about C#
[16:51] rhy: Raptor Edition
[16:51] un: lol
[16:57] rhy: I had a hard time finding the right book, but this book had a raptor on it
[16:58] rhy: my choice was pretty easy after that
[16:58] un: its basically a done deal
[16:58] un: raptors = $$
[16:58] un: how could you not have a raptor on the front of your book after seeing that?
[16:58] un: basically impossible
[16:58] rhy: exactly
[16:58] un: Oprah’s Motivational Readings for Women : Raptor Edition

[13:17] rhy: i been reading wow protocol all day
[13:17] rhy: going to make some free shard hacks
[13:17] rhy: including forcing my name to have spaces
[13:17] un: hack the planet
[13:17] un: heh
[13:17] rhy: see emulators don’t care what ur name is
[13:17] rhy: but the client does a check
[13:18] rhy: so u just send the raptor down the raptor stream and the raptor server wont do a string raptor check
[13:18] rhy: since it uses a raptor looping algorithm
[13:18] un: yeah
[14:38] un: i think i figured out what raptor looping actually is
[14:38] un: im writing one for nintendo DS display list hack
[14:50] rhy: we need to make it a standard
[16:05] rhy: i need to write a wikipedia on it
[16:05] rhy: lol
[16:05] rhy: Raptor Looping
[16:05] rhy: we need like 40 buzz words in it
[16:06] rhy: Raptor looping is aggresive.
[16:06] rhy: comes in packs
[16:06] rhy: but you only see one
[16:06] rhy: and is mathmaticaly thinking
[16:06] un: heh
[16:06] un: raptor looping doesnt fear death
[16:12] un: k i just wrote raptor looping
[16:15] un: http://www.mindshifter.com/raptorlooping.cpp
[16:20] rhy: lol nice
[17:01] rhy: To explain raptor looping
[17:01] rhy: its basically a while loop with an embedded for loop with intervals of 4
[17:02] rhy: a basic representation of a pack of raptors meeting a vicitim in a group
[17:02] rhy: while it can happen at any time
[17:02] un: hahaha
[17:03] rhy: the loop doesnt show fear, like raptors.

[12:53] rhy: I got it
[12:53] rhy: A dark comedy game based off Raptor jesus
[12:54] rhy: we code it up, get an artist, done.
[12:54] rhy: I can do a million voices
[12:54] un: whats the storyline?
[12:54] rhy: most unique
[12:54] rhy: Ok
[12:54] rhy: Time unknown
[12:54] rhy: Jesus, the Raptor Lord has lost control of the Raptor kingdom
[12:55] un: can the kingdom’s currency be AlphaBits cereal?
[12:55] rhy: Yes
[12:55] un: cool
[12:55] un: go on…

[10:48] rhy: Yeah I started making the hello kitty world game btw
[10:48] rhy: ill get it in a repo soon
[10:48] un: nice
[10:48] un: island adventure?
[10:48] rhy: im not concentrating on OMG OOP CONCEPTS
[10:48] rhy: yeah
[10:48] rhy: just doing it
[10:49] un: OOP Island Adventure
[10:49] rhy: worrying about design but not making huge decisions
[10:49] rhy: lol
[10:49] rhy: thats a good idea
[10:49] rhy: OOP Island Adventure actually
[10:49] rhy: lol
[10:49] rhy: then have the game completely coded in gotos
[10:49] un: haha
[10:49] un: do it
[10:49] un: goto uriieuuru
[10:50] un: goto euu435jfjj
[10:50] un: goto fjdsj4
[10:50] rhy: yes lol
[10:50] rhy: all var names are like a
[10:50] rhy: b
[10:50] rhy: c
[10:50] rhy: d
[10:50] rhy: functions have alternating caps
[10:50] un: int raptorjesus = 1;
[10:51] rhy: gEtTehJuiCE
[10:51] un: lol
[10:52] un: bool rEtUrNfAlSe(int raptor, int jesus, object notUsed, EventHandler callbackToNowhere)
[10:52] un: {
[10:52] un: return true;
[10:52] un: }
[10:52] rhy: lol
[10:52] un: then have the whole game inside a function called
[10:52] un: DoNotCallThisFunction
[10:52] rhy: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[14:06] rhy: is there a programming trick to flip a bool?
[14:06] rhy: so in a loop
[14:06] rhy: i got a bool that needs to be true then false
[14:06] rhy: repeated
[14:06] rhy: so I do
[14:06] rhy: if (val == true)
[14:06] rhy: val = false;
[14:06] rhy: else
[14:06] rhy: val = true;
[14:06] rhy: is there a 1 line trick?
[14:48] un: you serious?
[14:48] rhy: yes
[14:48] un: val = !val;
[14:48] rhy: im dead srs
[14:48] rhy: oh
[14:48] rhy: rofl!
[14:48] un: yeah…
[14:48] rhy: thats pretty bad
[14:48] rhy: lol
[16:58] rhy: ok
[16:58] rhy: lets not talk about that
[18:02] un: lol

[14:21] rhy: raptors are always like
[14:21] rhy: cheeaa
[14:21] rhy: jesus yo
[14:21] rhy: we leave it in
[14:21] un: shitcheeaaahhhboyeeeeee
[14:21] rhy: yeah

[15:23] rhy: I had the most amazing dream
[15:23] rhy: i had a dream that raptors had flux capictors built into them
[15:23] rhy: so they could time travel and kill me before I knew it
[15:23] un: shit hot.

[15:06] rhy: ever write something on a peice of paper
[15:06] rhy: put it near your monitor
[15:07] rhy: and forget and try and drag your mouse to it to copy and paste
[15:07] un: lol
[15:07] un: no

un vs. rhy part two

[19:08] rhy: I had this crazy idea man
[19:09] rhy: fucking work out like everyday
[19:09] rhy: for 2 hours min
[19:09] rhy: and date underwear models
[19:38] rhy: whats the website for a gernade a symbol

[23:01] rhy: http://www.rockstargames.com/jobs/
[23:02] rhy: thats all you
[23:03] rhy: ill come down with your job interview
[23:03] rhy: ill be like your crew
[23:03] rhy: wear gold chain neckless
[23:03] rhy: and be like YEAHHHH BITCH
[23:03] rhy: after everything you say
[23:03] un: lol
[23:04] rhy: then ill pull out a knife
[23:04] rhy: and kick shit over
[23:04] rhy: and scream about shit
[23:05] un: then i’ll just stare at them with crazy eyes
[23:05] un: and say “does it blow your mind?”
[23:05] un: I PLAY FOR KEEPS
[23:05] un: SHAKE AND BAKE
[23:06] rhy: hell yeah
[23:06] rhy: SHAKE AND BAKE

[15:42] rhy: LOTR open beta
[15:42] rhy: started
[15:42] un: no PvP tho right?
[15:42] rhy: yeah
[15:42] rhy: ill check it out
[15:42] un: yeah fuck that

[19:36] rhy: i keep thnkng abut australia
[19:36] un: kangaroos
[19:36] un: and koalas
[19:36] rhy: fight them n shit
[19:36] un: THE OUTBACK
[19:36] un: steakhouse
[19:36] rhy: lol
[19:36] un: i wonder if there are outback steakhouses in australia
[19:37] rhy: I heard it rains a lot in melbourne
[19:37] rhy: like Seattle
[19:37] un: i bet its like to the US
[19:38] un: except people don’t get shot

[22:07] rhy: ever think you hate your life
[22:07] rhy: err job
[22:07] rhy: wow i said life
[22:07] rhy: hmmm
[00:30] un: yeah both

[13:46] rhy: this mmo looks awesome
[13:47] un: seal clubber
[13:47] rhy: disco bandit
[13:54] un: lol
[13:54] un: sauceror ftw
[13:54] rhy: yeah lol
[13:55] rhy: thats the kind of thing you come up with ur high
[13:55] rhy: but then there is someone who does it
[13:55] un: lol

[00:20] un: new york is so sick
[10:18] rhy: what you doing in new york anyways?
[10:19] un: was visiting my sis, came back last night
[10:19] rhy: i heard from a realiable commerical the salsa in new york is a joke.
[10:19] un: yeah
[10:19] un: it needs to come from texas
[10:19] rhy: i bet your sister doesnt know shit about salsa
[10:20] rhy: god damn city slicker
[10:20] rhy: she hot?

un vs. rhy part one

[22:21] un: microsoft makes you register VS2005 express…. im registering and there is a drop down list for “what is your role at your company?”
[22:21] un: they dont even have Programmer as an option
[22:21] un: for a fucking programming IDE
[22:21] rhy: wtf
[22:21] rhy: Software ENgineer?
[22:22] un: nope
[22:22] un: lol
[22:22] un: Solutions Architect
[22:22] rhy: wow, pretty bad
[22:22] rhy: i mean, wtf do they think its for
[22:22] un: Technology Evaluator
[22:22] rhy: shity word doc
[22:23] un: Desktop Configuration Manager
[22:23] rhy: Is Actor on there?
[22:23] un: lol no
[22:24] rhy: put other and type jewel theif
[22:24] un: heh
[22:24] un: Martin Lawrence
[22:24] rhy: lol

[10:51] rhy: Im going to design a robot that drawls
[10:52] un: drawls?
[10:52] un: like southern drawl?
[10:52] rhy: rofl yeah
[10:52] rhy: ;ike lingo
[10:52] rhy: no i ment draw
[10:52] un: rofl
[10:52] rhy: Like a draw bot

[22:30] rhy: is there a way to to do this…
[22:30] rhy: lets say I have a item called Coin with base class GameObject
[22:31] rhy: and a another class called Brick with base class GameObject
[22:32] rhy: is there a way to just store the class as the GameObject and call its Draw function?
[22:34] un: what?
[22:34] un: virtual functions…
[22:38] rhy: ahh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:38] rhy: must be tired rofl

[18:39] rhy: is there such thing as a 2 point triangle or different then 3
[18:39] un: no
[18:39] un: a triangle has 3 sides
[18:40] rhy: i ment polygon
[18:40] rhy: but ok

[21:29] rhy: Rafel.
[21:29] un: ?
[21:29] rhy: its how I say ROFL IRL
[21:29] un: lol