Fun Fact: According to a recent study (the existence of which I may or may not have entirely fabricated through haphazard reconstruction of the disjointed residual imagery I managed to retain while my subconsious tripped balls on a DMT-fueled REM sleep hallucination), researchers claim that prolonged exposure to lolcats, fails, pwneds, motivational mashups and countless other genres of absurdist miscellany can dramatically increase one’s detachment from reality with respect to the individual’s duration of exposure, for which the following model has been proposed:


  • remaining grasp on reality (r) – dependent
  • duration of exposure (x) – independent
  • absurdity of media (a) – independent
  • irrelevance of media to reality (i) – independent

r(x) = x-1/(i * a)

Color me convinced!







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